Minions and pigeons. I haven’t even seen the movie with the “minions” but I see them all over the internet. They are cute little buggers. I often hear slaves and people who follow others called Minions. So I went with it…..These are Loki’s minions….
Tony: Oh crap. We have company.
Thor: What beautiful wildlife you have on your world. Such lovely colored feathered creatures.
Cap: Those are……
Clint: Yup, my harem is here.
Natasha: Oh for god sake Clint, do you have to take them everywhere we go?
Bruce: That one’s kinda cute.
Me: He looks like Thor. There’s a crest of white, like lightning down his back.
Clint: That one over there looks like me.
Me: No, that one’s Loki.
Thor: Loki? How do you figure it’s Loki?
Me: Because. Look at how it’s strutting around, puffing itself up and pushing all the others around. Definitely Loki.
Thor: No, you are mistaken. That one is clearly not Loki. It is chasing Thor.
Me: Yup, and now it’s stealing the burrito from Thor. Loki I tell ya.
Clint: Hehe. That funny looking big one must be Bruce. But it’s the “other guy” Bruce.
Natasha: There are more coming. Quit feeding them Cat.
Me: They are coming for my cheerios. Honey Nut. Yummy. Damn, that was quick. You guys just inhaled all my cheerios.
Clint: We didn’t eat them, they did.
Me: I know, but they’re you. All of you. Look now there’s 6 of them. Which one is Tony?
Tony: Clearly the one ignoring the rest. (where is the damn bus?….feeding damn pigeons….shitting all over the place….)
Thor: That one certainly is not me. The one you call Loki is mounting it. I do not find this humorous.
Me: Oh, Loki just chased away Natasha. Bad Loki.
Tony: A jalapeno and an egg shell. There’s something you don’t see every day at a bus stop.
Me: Someone must have been eating their lunch here. Weird.
Bruce: Maybe the pigeons laid it. Maybe Loki laid it.
Clint: HA! Loki laid an egg…..! Good one!
Thor: The one called Thor has just defecated. That is ……disgusting.
Clint: That’s pretty much all pigeons do Thor. They eat and poop. Eat and poop……and lay eggs occasionally.
Me: This bus is taking forever. I am not feeding them any more of my cheerios. I am saving them for me.And Loki ate most of them. What a hog.
Natasha: They left. Loki flew away and they all followed him. Pretty much how the internet fangirls do.
Clint: My fangirls left me for Loki?!
Me: Sorry Clint. Maybe you’ll find some new ones when we get to the depot.
While talking to my “self” and the Avengers, I was scanning through my Mp3 player and came across a song I didn’t know I had, by Bruno Mars.
Very funny……”The Voices in my head” Seemed only fitting since I obviously have a lot in common with Bruno…lol